1 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,070 Aah! 2 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,248 Aah! 3 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,209 Hoo! Hyah! 4 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,143 Hoo yah! 5 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,174 Wah! 6 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,476 What's going on, Hop? 7 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:31,396 Oh, you back again? 8 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,110 Oh, sick! 9 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,821 Find good one? 10 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,948 Yeah, Ten Tigers of Kwangtung. 11 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,074 This is gold. 12 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,869 Oh! 13 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,412 Bride with White Hair. 14 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,372 Chinese, no subtitles. 15 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,625 Hey, Hop, do you have any early Shaw Brothers? 16 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,959 There's a guy who does leopard style-- 17 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,337 Leopard style, dragon style... 18 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,341 fly through air, fight on water. 19 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,261 Crouching tiger, spanking monkey. 20 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,263 I know you. 21 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:08,558 Another white boy who wants to know kung fu. 22 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,851 Kick the ass. 23 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:11,853 Get the girls. 24 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,776 Only storage back here. 25 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,196 Where did you get this? 26 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,281 It was here... 27 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,909 when my grandfather opened this shop... 28 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,828 hundred years ago. 29 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,791 He waited for a man to come to pick it up... 30 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,336 return to rightful owner. 31 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:21,965 Man never came. 32 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,760 My father take over the shop. 33 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,305 Waited, too. Long time. 34 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,598 Now me. 35 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,268 That's a Northern Temple-style bo staff. 36 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,937 Same kind the thirteen monks used to save the Tang Emperor. 37 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,565 I've seen it before. 38 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,233 That exact one. 39 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,776 I've had dreams about it. 40 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,570 You know why? 41 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,614 You watch too much Hong Kong Phooey. 42 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,948 Come. 43 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,033 Come on. 44 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:52,329 I give you five awesome Bruce Lee movie... 45 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,290 for very sick price. 46 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,042 You're the man, Hop. 47 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,222 Jason! 48 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,476 Hey. What's up? 49 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,811 Not much. Just, you know, cruisin'. 50 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:17,979 You been down to Chinatown. 51 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,105 What's up with that? 52 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,565 Oh. 53 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,608 Kung fu. 54 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,651 Are you serious? 55 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,110 I'm not supposed to talk about it... 56 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,570 not under the kung fu code. 57 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:26,905 Hey, look. 58 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,115 The new kid's makin' time with the hoodsies. 59 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,118 J-boy, you still riding this loser cruiser? 60 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,995 You need to get a motor for this shit. 61 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,331 What we got here? 62 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,333 Just some bootlegs, no big deal. 63 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,584 "Enter the Dragon"? 64 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,170 "The Bride With White Hair"? 65 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,130 Yeah, that's actually very good. 66 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,590 - Oh! - Ow! Punk. 67 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,218 Come on, let him go. 68 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,053 Yeah, don't. He knows kung fu. 69 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,096 What? 70 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,555 You think you're Chinese? 71 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,349 You hangin' out with them Chinks in C-town? 72 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,102 What's up with you? Let's see some, man. 73 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,687 Come on. Come on. 74 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,146 Let's see some kung fu, huh? 75 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,899 Kung fu master. Huh? Huh? 76 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,818 Want some Tae Kwon Do, huh? 77 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,782 Yo, Lupo. 78 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,410 He's hangin' out with that old Chink cashes checks. 79 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,791 You in tight with the old man? 80 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,463 Just shut up and do it! 81 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,262 It's late, man. He's probably gone home. 82 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,104 He's not here. Let's just go. 83 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,480 Who's there? 84 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,817 Ah! Kung fu boy. 85 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,944 You back for more good-price movie? 86 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,580 I told you, best deal in Chinatown. 87 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,873 Come in. 88 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,084 Want some tea? 89 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,670 Red Sox game is on. 90 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,632 Yankees winning. Very bad. 91 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,889 Who's with you? 92 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,973 Friend? 93 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,516 Where you keep the cash? 94 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,441 I said, where do you keep the cash? 95 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,026 - Please-- - Come on, old man! 96 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,820 Stay here! 97 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,171 Hey. 98 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,007 Found your Xbox. 99 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,556 Hop! 100 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,642 Jesus, Lupo! 101 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,976 - What the hell, man? - You shot him! 102 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,061 Take it. 103 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,107 Must return to rightful owner. 104 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,233 Run. 105 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,319 You didn't see that, yo. 106 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,780 You didn't see that! 107 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,376 Come here, you little shit! 108 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,012 Lupo, come on, man! Just don't-- 109 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,347 - You didn't see nothing! - Calm down, Lupo. 110 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,015 Hey, chill, man. Come on. 111 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,225 - Put the gun down. - Shut up! 112 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,145 Maybe I pulled the trigger, but we're all in this together! 113 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,856 But this little cockroach, he ain't one of us! 114 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,057 Excuse me. 115 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,934 I don't know where I am. 116 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,477 I don't--I don't know how I got here. 117 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,103 I remember falling. 118 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,570 Hmm? 119 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,215 Aah! 120 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,189 Aah! 121 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,074 Whoa! Aah! 122 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,042 Whoa! 123 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,732 What? This? 124 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,858 You want this? 125 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,871 Aah! 126 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,888 Aah! 127 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,907 I don't know what you're saying. 128 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,329 I can't understand you! 129 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,376 That's because you're not listening! 130 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,171 Behind you! 131 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,297 Aah! 132 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,966 Hyah! 133 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,872 I don't know where I am... 134 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:16,999 or how I got here... 135 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,419 and who those guys were that wanted to kill me. 136 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,421 But whatever you did back there was sick. 137 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,965 No. Drunken Fist. 138 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,884 Secret kung fu of the South. 139 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,596 I'm Lu Yan, traveling scholar. 140 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,850 What land do you come from, monk? 141 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,226 I'm not a monk. 142 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,478 I'm Jason. 143 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,856 Jason Tripitikas, from South Boston. 144 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,276 Is this a dream? 145 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,986 No. 146 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,905 Where you came from is the dream... 147 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,907 through the Gate of No Gate. 148 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,578 Is that like a wormhole or something? 149 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,080 No. It means you are either a Zen master... 150 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,459 or you carry something very special. 151 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,085 This? 152 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,504 It was in a pawn shop, waiting for a man to pick it up... 153 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,049 and return it to its rightful owner. 154 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,093 What? 155 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,888 It's long been foretold... 156 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,349 that a seeker will come... 157 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:20,104 to return the staff and end the reign of the Jade Warlord. 158 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,064 Return the staff to who? 159 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,650 The Monkey King. 160 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,028 Born of a stone... 161 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,572 on the mountain of fruit and flowers. 162 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,450 With his weapon in hand... 163 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,369 his chi became like fire... 164 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,997 his stick fighting like magic. 165 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,957 He defied the order of the land... 166 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,586 but the Jade Army could not defeat him. 167 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,053 Ooh! 168 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,347 Hee hee hee hee 169 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,985 The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. 170 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,113 With his magical staff, he was unbeatable. 171 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,033 Word of his disobedience... 172 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,953 traveled deep within the Forbidden Kingdom... 173 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:21,332 to the Five Elements Mountain, land of the immortals. 174 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,751 Once every 500 years... 175 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,504 the Jade Emperor hosts the Peach Banquet. 176 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,298 It is here, the heavenly ministers gather... 177 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,551 to celebrate their longevity... 178 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,011 and drink the elixir of immortality. 179 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:40,309 One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life... 180 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,104 free from mortal suffering and desire. 181 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,276 Into the banquet... 182 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,445 the Monkey King crashed, uninvited. 183 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,780 Whoo! 184 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,911 The Jade Emperor was enchanted by the Monkey King. 185 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,707 But the Jade Warlord was not amused. 186 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,417 As master of the army, 187 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,379 the Warlord demanded the Monkey King bow down to him. 188 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,224 He's a bit unrefined, that's all. 189 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,354 Give the naughty monkey a title and let him go. 190 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,612 Satisfied all was well in heaven and earth... 191 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,280 the supremely high Emperor... 192 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,074 left to begin his 500 years meditation... 193 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,120 leaving the Jade Warlord in charge by mandate of heaven. 194 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,123 But rather than obey the Jade Emperor's command... 195 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,209 the Warlord challenged the Monkey King to a duel. 196 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:52,840 High atop Five Elements Mountain in the Warlord's palace... 197 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,551 The battle of immortals was fought... 198 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,221 to prove once and for all whose skills were supreme. 199 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,958 Yah! 200 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,265 Hmph! 201 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,908 Huh! 202 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,413 Hwah! 203 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,003 Ohh! 204 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,592 Most excellent stick fighting, Sun Wukong. 205 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,929 But without your weapon, you're nothing but a lowly hermit! 206 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,222 Hee! 207 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,974 No more weapons, no more chi magic. 208 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,686 Fist against fist. 209 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,940 The Monkey King was too trusting... 210 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,942 and believed the Warlord's words... 211 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,652 laying down his magic weapon. 212 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,905 Hwah! 213 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,661 Realizing he'd been tricked... 214 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,329 the Monkey King cast the staff... 215 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,872 out into the Middle Kingdom. 216 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,180 Hmm... 217 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,143 Martial art is based on deception... 218 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,646 my friend. 219 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,028 Being immortal... 220 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,864 the Monkey King could not be Killed... 221 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,657 only trapped in stone... 222 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,993 where he waits for the seeker from the prophesy... 223 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:52,580 to return to him his great weapon and finally free him. 224 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,342 That's what I heard, anyway. 225 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,096 Long time ago. 226 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,347 How long has he been imprisoned? 227 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,518 Five hundred years, give or take a few decades. 228 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,813 They say when the Monkey King is free... 229 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,315 the Jade Emperor will return. 230 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,735 How do I get home? 231 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,906 You must return the staff to Five Elements Mountain. 232 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,949 You must free the Monkey King. 233 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,284 I can't free the Monkey King. 234 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,410 I gotta get home. 235 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,871 Innkeeper! More wine. 236 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,789 Jeez, don't you think you've had one too many? 237 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,251 Wine is my inspiration. 238 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,129 In some parts, I am known as the poet. 239 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,213 Gambei. 240 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,386 In other parts, I am known as the beggar. 241 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,119 What do we do now? 242 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,121 How good is your kung fu? 243 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,581 Ah! 244 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,249 He who speaks does not know. 245 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,001 He who knows does not speak. 246 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,087 Surely, you are masterful. 247 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,136 Where did you get that weapon? 248 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,429 It's a fake. 249 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,182 You can find anything these days on the Silk Road. 250 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,433 Out of way, old fool. 251 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,518 Huh? 252 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,313 Hand it over. 253 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,819 Hand over the weapon... or die. 254 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,457 Gol! 255 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,002 Whoa! 256 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,753 Whoa! Oh! 257 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,464 Aah! Oh! 258 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,593 Hyah! 259 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,402 Aah! 260 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,117 Lu, help! 261 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,796 Ayah! 262 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,929 - Lu! - Protect yourself! 263 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,014 What? 264 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,953 Yah! Yah! 265 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,038 Ohh! 266 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,793 Ayee! 267 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,221 Whoa! 268 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,565 Whoa! 269 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,369 Hyah! 270 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:11,922 Let's go! 271 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,426 Aah! 272 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,435 Oh! Ohhh! 273 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,731 Where are you going? 274 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,485 - Jump! - I don't think so! 275 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,070 Don't think! Just do! 276 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,207 Come on! 277 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,667 Aah! 278 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,712 Ohh! 279 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:52,963 Aah! 280 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,177 Ah! Thank you! 281 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,895 Oh! Such skills, child! 282 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,897 Are you from northern mountains? 283 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,899 She is Golden Sparrow, from the South. 284 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,486 Yah! Yah! 285 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,734 Aah! 286 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,581 You really saved our lives back there. 287 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,874 I don't know what we would have done... 288 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,000 if you hadn't come along. 289 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,460 She does not think... 290 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,671 the Drunken Immortal needed his life saved. 291 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,006 You're immortal? 292 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,176 What do you run from, child? 293 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,428 Bounty hunters trying to stop her... 294 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,014 from reaching the Five Elements Mountain. 295 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,314 I suggest you keep riding west... 296 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,525 and only stop to water your horses. 297 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,734 You're not coming? 298 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,695 The journey to Five Elements Mountain... 299 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,446 crosses barrens and deserts. 300 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,739 Unspeakable dangers. 301 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,616 Worst of all, no wine. 302 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,951 His elixir. 303 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,452 Every immortal has one. 304 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,913 I'm very sorry. Without wine, I would perish. 305 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,707 You must understand this. 306 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,584 No. You must understand this. 307 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:55,711 This is insane! 308 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,755 - You wish to get home? - Yes. 309 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,217 Then listen well! 310 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,719 If you die here... 311 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,138 you'll be found dead in the world you left behind. 312 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,306 Do you understand? 313 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,144 My jug is getting low. 314 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,729 I must say goodbye. Bye-bye. 315 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,448 Lu. 316 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,949 Wait! 317 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,284 Let him go. 318 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,245 You are the one to return the staff, not him. 319 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,706 How good is your kung fu? 320 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,958 He's got no kung fu. 321 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,293 None! 322 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:37,627 Lu, wait! 323 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:38,920 Teach me. 324 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,631 Teach me to fight! 325 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,101 Swing soft, cut hard! 326 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,478 At the same time! 327 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,147 He's terrible. 328 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,363 I've been your weed-whacker for two days now... 329 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,074 while you sit on your horse like the King of England. 330 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,533 When are you gonna teach me kung fu? 331 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,243 You want to learn kung fu? 332 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,787 Yeah. 333 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,958 I teach you kung fu. 334 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,380 - Aah! - That's called strike. 335 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,215 Tomorrow, I'll teach you block. 336 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,466 Let's go. 337 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,345 Swing soft, cut hard. 338 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,118 You think you'll teach me the No Shadow Kick? 339 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,996 Oh, and the Buddha Palm Technique? 340 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,793 There's a guy in Virtual Fighter 2... 341 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,294 who does the Buddha Palm Technique. 342 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,754 Thanks, Lu. 343 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,172 And he does the, uh... 344 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,675 the Iron Elbow... 345 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,970 and he does the One-Fingered Death Touch. 346 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,054 The cup's full. 347 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,347 Stop! It's full. 348 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,684 Exactly. 349 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,645 How can you fill your cup if already full? 350 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,397 How can you learn kung fu? 351 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,023 You already know so much. 352 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,734 No Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm! 353 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,070 Empty your cup. 354 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,119 Hopeless. 355 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,412 It is hopeless. 356 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,602 It is said that music... 357 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,565 is a bridge between earth and heaven. 358 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:05,942 It's beautiful. 359 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,576 It belonged to her mother. 360 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:19,701 Lu Yan? 361 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,039 Lu Yan? 362 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,045 Lu Yan! 363 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,548 Lu Yan! 364 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,428 Sparrow! 365 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,009 Aah! 366 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:24,766 Are you all right? 367 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,101 Jason, what happened? 368 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,311 He took it! The staff! 369 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:33,525 The Jade Warlord has sent a bounty hunter. 370 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:34,984 We are doomed. 371 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,497 That's his horse. 372 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,832 He must be inside. 373 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,669 Why would he take refuge in a temple? 374 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,087 That's what I intend to find out. 375 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,964 Wait with the horses. 376 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,205 Ah! Good to get off my feet. 377 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,000 Long day. 378 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,378 So, where are you from? 379 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,713 Shandong Province? 380 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:41,009 You look like the Shandong Province type. 381 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,343 You come here often? 382 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,848 That staff doesn't belong to you. 383 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,979 You have to give it to me, or somebody might get hurt. 384 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,497 Yah! 385 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,271 What kind of monk are you, huh? 386 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,106 Stealing from travelers. 387 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,317 Ah! 388 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,111 A silent one, I see. 389 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:25,780 Or deaf. 390 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,034 I'm speaking to you, monk! 391 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,119 Hmm? 392 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,009 Hey! 393 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:03,943 Ugh! 394 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:10,593 Praying Mantis. 395 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:11,928 Very good... 396 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,513 for catching bugs. 397 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:14,889 But not tiger! 398 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:47,857 Aah! 399 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,425 You tried to steal the staff for the Warlord! 400 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:15,635 No, fool! 401 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,973 I'm on a mission to find the seeker of the staff. 402 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,536 You found him. 403 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,111 Ah! 404 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,698 How long have you been searching for the staff? 405 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,533 As long as I can remember. 406 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:23,638 Aah! 407 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:29,769 Aah! 408 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,608 Jason, go deeper! 409 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,069 Must taste bitter before sweet. 410 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,821 Horse stance. Grow roots. 411 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,501 Horse stance. 412 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:40,006 Very good... for taking a dump. 413 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,550 Hey! 414 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,510 Enough from you! 415 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,846 He's my student, not yours! 416 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:50,057 Two tigers cannot live on the same mountain. 417 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,560 Two masters cannot teach the same student! 418 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,063 Ma bu! 419 00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:00,526 If he is really to learn the kung fu... 420 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,946 he must develop speed, accuracy, and power. 421 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,449 Hey! I know that. 422 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,284 It's the Way of the Intercepting Fist. 423 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,368 Bruce Lee? 424 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,169 I will punch. 425 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:19,545 You block. 426 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:20,713 Ready? 427 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,175 Ohh! 428 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,135 What did I teach you about the Snake? 429 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,637 Now you punch me. 430 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:32,600 See? 431 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,645 Again. You punch him again. 432 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,646 Snake! 433 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,401 He's not ready for Snake. 434 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,861 Perhaps Eagle. 435 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,988 Crane! Crane! 436 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,532 Okay? 437 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:52,995 Aah! 438 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,248 Ow! Ow! Ow! 439 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,417 Aah! Oh! 440 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,252 Stop! 441 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,754 I've had enough! 442 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:03,214 No morel 443 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,007 No more silent riddles! 444 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,468 And no more empty cups! 445 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:14,809 First rule: show respect to your teachers! 446 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:20,981 So, what about the two tigers on one mountain? 447 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,443 We can kill each other when it's over. 448 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:28,322 Aah ha hal! 449 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,324 Ha ha ha ha hal! 450 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,076 Ohh! 451 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,664 Kung fu. 452 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,792 Hard work over time to accomplish skill. 453 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,547 Aah! Aah! 454 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,049 A painter can havekung fu. 455 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,218 Or the butcher who cuts meat... 456 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:54,056 every day with such skill his knife never touches bone. 457 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,522 Learn the form, but seek the formless. 458 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,442 Hear the soundless. 459 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:08,279 Learn it all, then forget it all. 460 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:12,450 Learn the way, then find your own way. 461 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,786 The musician can havekung fu... 462 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:18,789 or the poet who paints pictures with words... 463 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,916 and makes emperors weep. 464 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,085 This, too, is kung fu. 465 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,838 But do not name it, my friend... 466 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,090 for it is like water. 467 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:30,468 Nothing is softer than water... 468 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:33,345 yet it can overcome rock. 469 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,181 It does not fight. 470 00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:38,184 It flows around the opponent. 471 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,186 Formless, nameless... 472 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:43,606 the true master dwells within. 473 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,816 Only you can free him. 474 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,882 Behold the tyranny of the warlord. 475 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:55,094 He must be stopped. 476 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,681 He must be killed for his crimes and his head put on a post. 477 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:03,644 But we must not feel hatred towards him, or he wins. 478 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,899 If he speaks of compassion for this devil... 479 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,403 he should go back to his temple and pray. 480 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:15,739 Our mission is not one of peace. 481 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,117 Go back to your mother and father. 482 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,327 You are but a child. 483 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,329 They are dead. 484 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,500 And she's not a child. 485 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,129 Not anymore. 486 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,550 Her father... 487 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:38,345 was a government official who opposed the Warlord. 488 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:43,142 And so, to set an example... 489 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:46,228 the Warlord dispatched his troops into the night. 490 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,446 Legion upon legion poured out of the Five Elements Mountain... 491 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,657 into the lowlands of the Middle Kingdom. 492 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:03,746 Screams of innocent people hung in the night air. 493 00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:11,420 When it was over, charred ruins were all that remained. 494 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:16,759 That, and a lonely child, hidden in the well by her mother... 495 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,928 ruthlessly murdered by an arrow... 496 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,767 from the Warlord's bow. 497 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:33,317 When she reaches the Warlord's palace... 498 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,571 she will not offer him forgiveness... 499 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:39,782 monk. 500 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,950 She will offer him... 501 00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:43,911 this... 502 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:54,129 a jade dart that can kill an immortal. 503 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,758 Long has she practiced. 504 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:06,266 Vengeance has a way of rebounding upon oneself. 505 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,189 Huh. 506 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,941 Master of sensitivity. 507 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,736 Damn. 508 00:53:58,819 --> 00:53:59,987 This desert is hot. 509 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,449 This is not a desert. 510 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,452 That is the desert! 511 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,584 I hope you know where you're going! 512 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,793 Crazy monk. 513 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:28,849 Oh! 514 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,540 A monk on a mission. 515 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,083 And where does he lead us? 516 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,252 Across a desert to nowhere. 517 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,988 We're not gonna make it, are we? 518 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,661 And even if we do, we still have to face the Jade Army. 519 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:17,833 What if I can't handle it? 520 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:25,465 What if I freeze? 521 00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,514 Don't forget to breathe. 522 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:10,218 If we don't find water soon, we will perish. 523 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,224 Perhaps a Taoist immortal can make rain. 524 00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:21,855 If he truly is a Taoist immortal. 525 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,985 You are an insult to the name of Buddha! 526 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,111 Blasphemy! 527 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,699 Look! 528 00:58:57,242 --> 00:58:58,910 I lead you to the mountain! 529 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,372 Out there! 530 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,068 Can you see them... 531 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:15,320 in the clouds? 532 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:17,823 A two-headed lion. 533 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,826 Right there. 534 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:21,910 See? 535 01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:24,412 Yeah, I see. 536 01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:27,499 See that one? 537 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:28,875 Right there, coming up behind it? 538 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:30,919 Like a wave? 539 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,005 Looks like the Green Monster. 540 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:36,424 Green Monster? 541 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,093 You mean dragon. 542 01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:40,887 No, I mean Fenway Park. 543 01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:43,974 They call the left field fence the Green Monster. 544 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,685 It's true. 545 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,606 It does kind of look like a dragon, though, doesn't it? 546 01:00:56,444 --> 01:01:00,323 Have you family back in this land you come from? 547 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:03,702 My mother. 548 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:05,829 Father? 549 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:08,665 Never knew him. 550 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:12,711 Do you ever long for him? 551 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,381 Wonder who he was? 552 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:22,637 Maybe the only thing I've ever been good at... 553 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:25,974 pretending that I don't. 554 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:30,645 She is sorry. 555 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,444 How romantic. 556 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,699 Men will tell you what you want to hear, Sparrow. 557 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:46,578 But in the end, they will leave you with nothing. 558 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,792 You survived the River of Sand. 559 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:53,960 Impressive. 560 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:55,837 And you, boy... 561 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:58,173 so far from home. 562 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:01,218 I can ensure your safe return. 563 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,428 Just bring the weapon forward. 564 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,263 I don't think so. 565 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,307 Why do you want the staff? 566 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,061 When I deliver the lost weapon... 567 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:15,106 the Jade Warlord shall grant me the Elixir of Immortality. 568 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:20,028 An orphan girl, a lost traveler... 569 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:23,198 an old drunk, and a monk who has failed... 570 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:25,700 at the same task for half his life. 571 01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:32,457 Misfits following a misfit in hopes of rescuing...a misfit. 572 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,005 Oh! 573 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:51,351 Aah! 574 01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:54,938 Kill them. 575 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:06,992 Aah! 576 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,382 - Aah! - Aah! 577 01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:37,397 Wah! 578 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,659 Oh! 579 01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:11,473 Hyah! 580 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,018 Lu! You okay? 581 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,478 Just thirsty. 582 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:03,983 Lu! 583 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,294 It's okay. He's immortal, right? 584 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:24,963 I mean, he is, right? 585 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:26,714 Wine. He needs his wine! 586 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:27,757 There is nothing we can do. 587 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,050 What are you saying? 588 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,135 We have to do something! 589 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:07,589 I'm afraid the wound is too deep. 590 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:09,674 He will not survive it. 591 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:11,926 He needs wine. 592 01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:15,513 He's one of the Eight Immortals. 593 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,182 Wine is his elixir. Please. 594 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:21,352 We will send a walking monk. 595 01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:24,230 Don't you have a running monk? 596 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,379 When I was your age... 597 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,883 I was a scholar-warrior in training. 598 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,095 My arrow was good. So, too, my kung fu. 599 01:06:57,347 --> 01:07:02,602 So I was chosen to take the civil examinations. 600 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,813 To pass would place me... 601 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,693 in the very short line of scholar immortals. 602 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,240 I failed. 603 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:18,868 You're not an immortal? 604 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:25,208 If one does not attach himself... 605 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,085 to people and desires... 606 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,090 never shall his heart be broken. 607 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,343 But then... 608 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:39,180 does he ever truly live? 609 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,477 I would rather die a mortal... 610 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,314 who has cared about someone... 611 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,569 than a man free... 612 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,112 from his own death. 613 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,907 I don't want to lose you. 614 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,121 Forget about me. 615 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:09,335 There is only one Elixir of Immortality. 616 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,422 It is the Emperor's mix of jade... 617 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,216 cinnabar, and salts of mercury. 618 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:19,512 It is forever stored in the realm of the Jade Palace... 619 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:25,226 high in the Jade Firmament, rarely touched by mortals. 620 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:28,813 To reach it, one must take the north road... 621 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:32,650 and cross the border of heaven and earth... 622 01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,570 only to face the Jade Army. 623 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:38,906 I'm sorry. 624 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:41,743 There is no other way. 625 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,412 Yes, there is. 626 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,541 In two nights, there should be no moon. 627 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,502 We can take the south side of the fourth peak... 628 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,171 under cover of darkness. 629 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,673 - We have to go now. - No! 630 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:57,759 But he's going to die! 631 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:01,095 We go now, we all die. 632 01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:09,270 There is more at stake, an entire kingdom. 633 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:14,901 Your passage home. 634 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:21,783 We will advance in two nights, when the moon has ceased. 635 01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:23,034 So be it! 636 01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:11,416 When she met you... 637 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:15,503 long ago in a tea house... 638 01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,589 you were a lost boy and frightened. 639 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,345 Not the kind she would stand and fight with. 640 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:22,547 You've made a most excellent judgment. 641 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,483 The seeker from the prophecy. 642 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,820 Not quite what I expected. 643 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:49,323 A man is dying back on Song Mountain. 644 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,117 I need the elixir. 645 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:55,371 And why should I give it to you? 646 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:57,748 Because I brought you the staff. 647 01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,625 The life of your friend... 648 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,502 for the power to rule a kingdom? 649 01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:05,464 A most reasonable offer. 650 01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:08,342 This man, a good friend? 651 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:11,178 And a good teacher. 652 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:14,473 The man who honors his teacher honors himself. 653 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,270 However, there is a bit of a problem... 654 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:20,563 with your request. 655 01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:22,982 You see... 656 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:26,944 I've promised the elixir to someone else. 657 01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:28,821 But she didn't bring you the staff. 658 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:29,906 I did. 659 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,408 The boy has a point. 660 01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:38,205 My liege, you made a promise. 661 01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:43,002 There is but one way to resolve such matters. 662 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:46,297 A martial challenge... to the death. 663 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:50,343 With pleasure. 664 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,195 The Elixir of Immortality. 665 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,994 The prize goes to the winner. 666 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:51,821 Yah! 667 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,689 Aah! 668 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,615 No! 669 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:11,317 Ahh! 670 01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:43,891 Enough! 671 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:01,826 The seeker from the prophecy. 672 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:04,537 I find that quite amusing. 673 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,748 Did you really think, even for a minute... 674 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,583 you stood a chance? 675 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:14,713 I didn't think so. 676 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:45,661 - Aah! - Aah! 677 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,732 She will kill you, witch! 678 01:18:14,815 --> 01:18:17,526 Not if I Kill you first, orphan bitch! 679 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,410 Yah! 680 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:51,870 Aah! 681 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,760 Aaah! 682 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:21,900 Yaah! 683 01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:57,811 Yah! 684 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,907 Gambei! 685 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:30,928 Remember what I taught you! 686 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,335 Yaah! 687 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:05,212 Aah! 688 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:09,174 Yaah! 689 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,112 The statue! 690 01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:36,034 Use the staff! 691 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:43,959 Waah! 692 01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:50,549 Aah! 693 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:15,616 Aah! 694 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,973 My turn! 695 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,067 Yaah! 696 01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:49,835 Aah! 697 01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:54,840 Hoo! 698 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:06,059 - Hyah! - Hoo! 699 01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:05,994 My Lord. 700 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,455 Who are you? 701 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:11,541 The youngest daughter of a family you murdered. 702 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,462 Come drink with me. 703 01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,234 No! 704 01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:39,403 Aah! 705 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,030 Sparrow! 706 01:26:42,114 --> 01:26:43,532 Sparrow. 707 01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,201 Come on. 708 01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:48,412 Come on. You're going to be okay. 709 01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:21,505 Jade Warlord? 710 01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:23,965 He's dead. 711 01:28:35,602 --> 01:28:37,521 I thank you. 712 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:33,118 Is there anything you can do? 713 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:38,915 Her destiny was written by her own hand. 714 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:42,168 I am sorry. 715 01:30:16,661 --> 01:30:17,787 Traveler... 716 01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:21,458 you have come far, through the Gate of No Gate... 717 01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:25,170 to fulfill the prophecy of the immortals. 718 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:27,797 What do you desire, please? 719 01:30:29,549 --> 01:30:31,051 I just want to go home. 720 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:33,303 Ah. 721 01:30:33,345 --> 01:30:34,679 Very well. 722 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:43,355 It is said master and student... 723 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,190 walk the path side-by-side. 724 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,566 They share their destiny... 725 01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:48,610 until their paths go separate ways. 726 01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:57,202 I'll never forget you. 727 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,789 I guess that's what being immortal truly means. 728 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:08,254 You freed me, traveler. 729 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:12,175 Now go free yourself. 730 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:56,946 Aah! 731 01:32:57,781 --> 01:33:00,116 So what's it gonna be? 732 01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:06,289 You gonna shut up? 733 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:15,715 Listen, pissant! 734 01:33:15,799 --> 01:33:17,634 I ain't gonna ask you again! 735 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:22,180 Oh! 736 01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:32,398 Come on, maggot, get up! Come on! 737 01:33:32,482 --> 01:33:33,942 Huh? 738 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:35,235 You want some more? 739 01:33:35,318 --> 01:33:36,778 You want some more? 740 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,404 Huh? Come on. 741 01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:17,902 We don't have to do this. 742 01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:26,619 Huh! 743 01:34:53,396 --> 01:34:55,106 Take it easy, sir. 744 01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:56,107 You're gonna be fine. 745 01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:58,318 Hop! Hop! 746 01:34:58,401 --> 01:34:59,527 How's he doin'? 747 01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,112 It missed his heart. He'll live. 748 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,742 Of course I'll live. 749 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,327 I'm immortal. 750 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:12,832 Did you return the staff to rightful owner? 751 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:15,335 I did. 752 01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:18,171 You're the man. 753 01:35:22,842 --> 01:35:24,552 Two, three, lift. 754 01:35:57,710 --> 01:35:59,045 Is he gonna be all right? 755 01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,258 Looks like it. 756 01:36:04,467 --> 01:36:05,885 I saw what happened. 757 01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,303 I work across the street. 758 01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:09,889 You were very brave. 759 01:36:12,892 --> 01:36:15,311 - See ya. - Yeah. 760 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:18,982 Absolutely. 761 01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,873 And so the legend is told... 762 01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:38,835 that the Monkey King began his journey west... 763 01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:40,878 in search of truth... 764 01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:43,631 while the traveler returned to his world... 765 01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:48,094 to walk the path of the warrior and find his own truth. 766 01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:51,097 As one tale ends... 767 01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:53,099 So another begins.